The Movie’s Right– He’s Just Not That Into You

“That dress doesn’t look good on you anymore since you gained that extra 10 pounds.”
“Why would you want to dye your hair blonde? Your body hair is so dar. You’d just look weird.”
“Yah I was the one that nominated you for What Not To Wear, but it’s because I care for you, hun!”

Harsh truths. They’re the things that only your friends can tell you without getting punched in the face. And, let’s face it, even when they tell you, you still kind of want to punch them in the face, but at the same time you totally appreciate them for letting you know.

Although I’m sure I’m not one of those people on your coveted list that has the right to tell you such bitchy things, I thought I’d take that liberty anyways and let you know when he’s just not that into you.

By now, I’d assume almost all the single ladies in America has seen He’s Just Not That Into You. Ben Afleck, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston in one movie? If you haven’t seen it yet, you may want to check your genitals, because you’re probably a dude. The problem with the movie is that no one really takes away the lesson, because the girl gets the guy in the end, and it takes away from the moral of the story. So I’ll have to reiterate.

If you’ve messaged him more than twice in a week and he hasn’t messaged you back yet, he’s just not that into you.
Truth be told, guys will go out of their way for someone they like. If they only have three spare seconds in a day, you better believe that  those three seconds will be spent in front of a computer sending you a message. If he hasn’t messaged you, don’t bother messaging him. He’s over it and you should be, too.

If you’ve scheduled more than three dates that he’s had to reschedule or cancel on, he’s just not that into you.
I get it, people have busy lives and things come up. But wouldn’t it be awfully convenient that  his business just happens to come up when you two have a date scheduled? And another? And another? Stop rescheduling that date, sister. He doesn’t want to go on it.

If he shows up to a date wearing what he’s had on all day, he’s just not that into you.
There aren’t a lot of things guys can do to impress someone on a date, so what little they can do, they make sure to do it. And that includes dressing for the occasion. If he comes to the date in his work clothes or something that hasn’t been very recently pressed, he doesn’t really care to be there.

If he’s checking out other people on the date, he’s just not that into you.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard my sister and female friends say something along the lines of, “Well maybe he didn’t realize he was doing it!” How does that excuse the fact that he’s doing it?! If he’s dating you, he should be looking at you. If his eyes wander, that means his attention is as well. Don’t waste your time on it!

Every action a guy takes, take it yourself and think “Would I do that if I was into him?” If the answer is no, then honey, he’s just not that into you! Move up and move on.